Posted by: lifesimpressions | December 2, 2009

Late Night Quotes

Okay so this is a new thing I’ve started. Late night quotes. Every Wednesday I will post funny quotes from some of the best late night shows.

A new study says that dark chocolate eases emotional stress.
Until you try to take it away from you wife.

Jim Barach

Bill Clinton says that when it comes to Healthcare Reform, there is “No perfect Bill”.
To which Hillary said she learned that the day she got married.

Jim Barach

Paris Hilton is working on a new CD.
I believe this one is called, ‘And you thought the first one sucked’

Jay Leno



  1. This is so f*ing funny

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